Quinn Evans
Position: Co-President, Culture Aficionado, WG
Major: Forest Plant Trivia
Interests: Loud Clapping, Expressive Hand Gestures, 2-Hour Naps, Lying
Favorite Quote: “No, you are all all left.” — Mary Sumah-Keh, Britain’s Got Talent
Favorite Cat Memory: Queen Elizabeth seeing me in London
Joey Cumpian
Position: Co-President, Head Rush Manager, Social Chair
Major: Campus Hottie
Interests: Looking mysterious around campus, going to Sterling for attention, falling asleep in the wrong places
Favorite Quote: “Someone needs to tell this culinary school that their food is FLOP. Wait, I didn’t say flop… I said PERIOD.” — Myself
Favorite Cat Memory: Wine tasting at the La Verriere Vineyard on Summer Tour 2022.
Ian Richardson
Position: Rush Manager, Sound Engineer, Cool Guy
Major: Robotic World Takeover
Interests: 3-second handshakes, awkward handshakes, hand-eye coordination
Favorite Quote: “Where’s Joey?”
Favorite Cat Memory: Watching the sunrise over Lake Geneva.
Rory Latham
Position: Former Business Manager, T1-Bass Swing, Doorman
Major: History (because I have no future)
Interests: Tea Brewing, Tea Drinking, Tea Spilling
Favorite Quote: “My romance doesn’t need a castle rising in space.”
Favorite Cat Memory: Reflecting fondly on our Geneva tour in the train station Pret a Manger.
Logan Foy
Position: Musical Director, AHG
Major: Religious Studies and Econ so I can collect indulgences and build an empire
Interests: Non-Denominational Spiritual Christian Buddhism, hearing my own voice, hearing the voices in my head, Beyoncé|
Favorite Quote: “Everyone’s replaceable.” — Abby Lee Miller
Favorite Cat Memory: Sleepless in Switzerland: 36 hours powered only by Swiss fondue and O.M.G. by Usher
Tarel Dennie
Joseph Aguilar
Position: Publicity Manager
Major: Computing and the Arts (so I can both develop and be replaced by AI)
Interests: Daydreaming, writing plays, developing video games, more daydreaming
Favorite Quote: “Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time.”
Favorite cat memory: Learning to ski down the Breckenridge slopes with the Alley Cats
Jason Kisare
Position: Birthday Boy
Major: Drama (theater and gossip)
Interests: Writing and staging silly little shows, which people keep showing up to… for some reason
Favorite Quote: “New Jersey is not that bad.” - myself
Favorite Cat Memory: Our conversation with a very friendly robber on a Seattle bus (turns out ski masks a common accessory!)
Charlie Calkins
Position: Business Manager
Major: Ginger Studies
Interests: Triathlons, free charcuterie boards, golden retrievers
Favorite Quote: “Too much of a good thing can be great.”
Favorite Cat Memory: Going sledding in our Kia Soul in Colorado
Benjamin Jimenez
Position: Performance Manager
Major: Political Science and Theatre and Performance Studies
Interests: Tap dancing and Caamp
Favorite Quote: “Gooood”
Favorite cat memory: Bellyflopping into the Breckenridge snow after sitting in a hot tub
Noah Jung
Position: Short King 👑
Major: Isolation, because I, in fact, don't Noah guy.
Interests: Bingeing K-Dramas and diddling with MIDI samples
Favorite Quote: "Hakuna matata"
Favorite Cat Memory: Finding our feline doppelgangers on the streets of Istanbul
Yixiao Zhang
Position: ASSistant Pitch
Major: Who knows…will figure it out some day
Interests: Colorado, Boston, Washington, Greece, Türkiye, Japan, San Diego, Hawaii, China, Chicago, Switzerland, South Africa
Fav quote: “Cuuuuuuute!” - Tarel
Fav memory: Exploring the wonderful scenery and delicious food of Vancouver
Jonathan Akinniyi
Position: Associate Business Manager
Major: Ethics Politics and Economics
Interests: please leave me alone
Favorite Quote: Dum spiro, Spero. (while I breath I hope) and Que sera, sera (what will be, will be)
Favorite Cat Memory: The auditions and the energy in the room
Stellan Min
Position: Wide Receiver/Tight End
Major: Seahawks fan
Interests: Cooking videos, cooking, videos
Favorite Quote: “They’d say no sloppy steaks, but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water.”
Favorite Cat Memory: Introducing the Cats to salty black licorice at a sweets shoppe.
Cyrus Rivers
Position: Beatbox Maestro
Major: Sonic Engineering
Interests: Beyond perfecting the art of beatboxing, I'm into exploring the sonic landscapes of unconventional instruments. I've been known to turn everyday objects into percussion masterpieces, and I'm always on the lookout for the next beatboxing challenge.
Favorite Quote: "Life is a rhythm, and I'm just trying to find the right beat." - Cyrus Rivers
Favorite Cat Memory: During a spontaneous jam session, I discovered that cats have an uncanny ability to keep up with beatboxing. One particularly rhythmic cat joined in, creating a purr-cussion ensemble that left us all in stitches!
Ben Heller
Position: [REDACTED] Style
Major: Econ & [REDACTED]
Interests: [REDACTED], [REDACTED], Ben Platt and [REDACTED]
Favorite Cat Memory: Singing [REDACTED], which led to [REDACTED]
Marko Gajic
Position: Baritone, Fun Guy, Mystical Older Man
Major: Applied Studies
Interests: Sebastian Gervase, Jason Kisare, Jonathan Akinniyi, Quinn Evans
Favorite Quote: “Habibi!” -Ben
Favorite Cat Memory: Sauna beatboxing in Cape Cod
Ryann Schaffer
Position: First Cat in our 80 year history… who wears a child-sized tux
Major: Deal
Interests: Freshwater Fish Keeping, Gaius Cassius Longinus, Jazz
Favorite Quote: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" — Derek Zoolander
Favorite Cat Memory: Surviving the Haunted House of 2023 with the other kittens
Sebastian Gervase
Position: Hollywood Starlet
Major: English
Interests: Yearning, longing, wishing, making pasta
Favorite Quote: “I’m good cop!” - Joey Cumpian
Favorite Cat Memory: Cyrus’ tie